June 2012
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what will my dash be like after the premiere of Castle
Whenever someone mentions any fandom I obsess...
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50 Shades of Eh
I swoon. My breathing quickens. My heart beats a frantic tattoo as I surrender myself to the anticipation oflanguid erotic pleasures and several hours of splinter removal. Why, oh why have I fallen for someone so Canadian—so okay looking, so gainfully employed, so … nice?
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(Found this while perusing Macleans and had to post it)
catching yourself singing a song you're supposed...
sodamnrelatable:
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Serious Castle Withdrawal going on!!!!
beckettandfabray:
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
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karkats-crotch:
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling
Andrew Marlowe: So, I'm going to write a show about those two amazing characters who have that incredible chemistry and people are going to ship them like crazy, but I'm gonna make them wait for four years until they finally get together, just because I can. And then I'm going to write a finale that will kill each and every fan of that show.
Castle fandom: Sounds legit.
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
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